that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
He checked her pulse
(via ruinedchildhood)
“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year
i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently
(via souljaboi)
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
hope your pets discover immortality in 2019
(via flurrish)
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
(via ariveder-lestelle)
c3po:
*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
*hogs squealing*
maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr
do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience
(via ughmerlin)
One of the most beautiful parts of life is that everyone is different. Beauty comes in so many different shapes and sizes :))
(via p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s-a)
